Teachers and Students

Teacher : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria : Here it is.
Teacher : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class : Maria.

Teacher : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John : You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher : Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
Glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
Teacher : No, that’s wrong
Glenn : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald : H I J K L M N O.
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Donald : Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

Teacher : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Winnie : Me!

Teacher : Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glenn : Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher : Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’
Millie : I is..
Teacher : No, Millie……. Always say, ‘I am.’
Millie : All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

Teacher : George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
Louis : Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Teacher : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon : No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Teacher : Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Clyde : No, sir. It’s the same dog.

Teacher : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold : A teacher

4 replies
  1. Aaroink
    Aaroink says:

    Yeah, they ‘spice’ up my life. Literally. =) No wonder I always need to drink more water to chill after talking to them.

  2. winifredlam
    winifredlam says:

    haha…so funny..thanks for the post. Some of my students literaaly gave me chest pain once. i miss teaching :)

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